Surviving My Life

My Addiction

Yes, I have one. It's an addiction that some might agree with, but others enjoy themselves. It's an addiction that drove me out to the quickie-mart (Fasttrack) at 3am last night.

My friends, my addiction is Snapple Peach Iced-Tea.

I've decided that I'm addicted to it because there's some sort of drug they put in it. I wouldn't be suprised if it was cocain, or mari-ju-wana. Hmm...Then again, if they spiked it with mary-jew-wana, you'd have to smoke the tea to feel any effects...

In any case, there is no reason why that stuff is that addicting. I mean, come on? 3am, forced to go get it? Sounds like a drug to me.

Even now, the second bottle that I purchased is calling my name from the refridgerator. I can...hear the peachiness sloshing around in the container.

But I can fight it. My addiction cannot control me. Ha! That's right. And I know what you're thinking - NO. It DOES have to be Snapple. That Arizona crap tastes like...cheap iced tea.

No - Snapple Peach Iced-Tea has to be it.

Oh...the peachyness...the cold ice tea greatness...the thirst quenching qualities...

That's it. I have to go.

Me and my Snapple Iced Tea need to be alone.

posted by Jeremiah @ 21:39