The Wrong Side Of The Bed
At 8:00am I was awoken out of a wonderful dream (I had just won my own personal island and a billion dollars) by my abhorrent alarm clock - I've got a theory about alarm clocks. They control the time in our bedrooms, and knowing that we are having a wonderful dream, use their power of time manipulation to accelerate time to when we're supposed to wake up.
I know it's true.
Anyway, my alarm clock rang, and I reached over to turn it off, while slowly waking up. Knowing that the alarm clock was the sound that heralded the coming of breakfast, Cloey and George started yelling how hungry they were as they dashed into the kitchen.
So, I sat up.
I should have rolled over.
A pain like an axe a the base of my skull went through my neck.
Oh boy....that's not promising. I thought as I laid there. So I tried to get up again, and the pain returned.
I went to work anyway, although it did take me longer than I thought it would to get ready. Needless to say, the neck's not feeling too well, and I got to come home early. I'm going to go take some "ibloafin" and lay down for awhile. Maybe later I'll feel better.
posted by Jeremiah @ 15:18
3 Comments:
Are you feeling better? That really bites about your neck. Remember the solution to all your problems. Peanut Butter.
**UPDATE**
Okay, I tried the peanut butter. No good. However, a bag of frozen peanuts DID help!
Never underestimate the power of a nut.
You should do a Planter's commercial. Make lots of money... Hey! That's how I'll get the rest of the downpayment for my car! You make the commercial and give me all the money.. sounds good! Thanks bud!!!
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