The Second Greatest Invention
There I was, eagerly typing away on my light up keyboard when there was this sudden odd sensation.
My kitten, Cloey, who always sleeps on my shoulder when I use my computer, barfed down the back of my shirt.
My first thoughts? "You have GOT to be kidding me."
But then it got worse. It ran into my shorts.
Then the thoughts of "Why me" and "Should I ever feed the cat again?" came up in my mind. So, I briskly climbed into the shower, and again I had another thought.
The second BEST invention ever is the hot shower. Come on, some of you out there have to agree with me. It's like therapy. I've even come up with a theory: Hot Water + Soap = New Man.
I raise my Pepsi to the man who invented the shower...uh..."Mr. Shower". Yeah. That works. May you continue to invent inventions of cleanliness.
posted by Jeremiah @ 22:31
6 Comments:
pepsi?!?!? it should be coke you should be raising up to ummm...mr.showers?
anyways, coke is the better drink of the two softdrinks.
prestige.
I feel so proud. I have brought 4 people together on the internet. Well, 3, plus me. Hot showers are wonderful, I must agree, and I think it was Mr. Kohler who invented them, but I could be wrong. As for your cat, sheesh, man! How many pets do you have? I could have sworn I read something about 2 dogs... am I nuts? Oh, and in regards to the channel surfing thing, I thank God every day I will NEVER rely on the Hallmark channel and TVLand as my primary source of entertainment. I'd have to slap myself and my mother if that were to ever happen!
Oh, and Lilly, I'll pray for you. Coke is of the devil! Pepsi is the drink of angels...
Coke is better than Pepsi? Surely you must have been dropped on your head repeatedly as a child?
lol
As parent to the Incredible Puking Wonder Dog, I must say that washing machines and steam cleaners are right up there after showers.
Genious! Sheer and utter GENIOUS!
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