My Cat Is A Dog

Today I came home from work to find her sitting on my fishtank with her paw sloshing around in the tank while she attempted to go fishing.
Needless to say, I wasn't exactly thrilled. Cloey is the only cat I've ever seen who not only isn't afraid of water, she loves it. Given the opportunity, she will actually climb into the fishtank in order to go fishing.
She also loves frenchfries, yogurt, chocolate milk, cheeseburgers, tacos, and ramen noodles.
She comes when you call her by name. Tell me one person you know of who doesn't call their cat by yelling "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty". She loves watching tv, she knows how to open the refridgerator, she opens cupboards and drawers, and has now even figured out how to open the top of the clothes hamper so that she can climb in and take a nap.
I'm telling you - she's not a cat, she's a DOG.
posted by Jeremiah @ 17:36
1 Comments:
Well, my dog is a cat... maybe they could have some kind of personality switch.... Seriously, she doesn't listen to you, she lays on anything that doesn't move and a few things that do, and she's incredibly lazy.
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