Back From The Dead
One week later, and I'm back.
I have survived the Covenant Onslaught, the attempt on my life by the Flood, and killed more people online than you can shake a stick at.
What if I could put that on my resume? "Good at killing people online."
Hmmm...maybe not. Methinks that some people don't have the type of personality that I'm looking for. That's the story of my life.
So, where have I been? Here. At my apartment. Glued to my tv and Xbox controller.
Teaching people how much my shotgun hurts.
They love me. They really love me.
posted by Jeremiah @ 01:42
3 Comments:
Awesome. That reminds me of a few resumes I have read. One said that the applicant's current job was working at a hospital, where her duties included 'helping to disable people'. Another one stated that the person was writing to apply for the 'hostile worker position'. I'm thinking he meant 'hostel', because I'm pretty sure that if there were jobs out there with the title Hostile Worker, well... I would know about them. I would have that job.
Oh, and um... Welcome back to the world of the living.
GET A LIFE!!!!!
If the cops say anything about some crazed guy in New York running around with a shotgun mumbling about how many points are deducted when you kill a priest, I'm calling Crime Stoppers! You know how much money you can get?
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