Left Lane Losers
Today as I drove the love of my life, my shiny black Mazda 6 up the local highway on a mission for my boss, I finally snapped.
I got behind yet another bufoon who seems to think that the left lane is there just to "go out for a drive". This person in their 1986 Ugo refused to go any faster than the traffic right next to him, thus creating a wall of slow moving traffic going only thirty miles an hour - In a fourty-five zone! After five miles, I couldn't take it anymore - traffic was backed up behind me as far as I could see. So, as a last resort, I waited until the other lane was empty, and I passed him.
He of course couldn't stand that I was passing him, and blared on his horn the whole time I passed him. After all, how DARE I actually GO, the speed limit! What was I thinking?!?
People like that shouldn't drive. If you're going to go in the left lane, then PASS people!
I have to go.
COPS is on, and they're showing a car chase where the dirtbag driving the fleeing vehicle is about to get a beatdown.
posted by Jeremiah @ 21:05
2 Comments:
whoa! that is my biggest pet peeve- when people go under the speed limit. i would have blared my horn right back at him. my name is beth and i am a rageaholic. lol... ok not really.
You should read Dave Barry's column on left lane losers. Has to do with color coded dart guns.. priceless. People who do that should be thrashed. Repeatedly.
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