Surviving My Life

Teaching The Kids

Well, the kids came. They saw. They left. With food.

The kids from SABA (School And Buisness Alliance) showed up today at 10:15. They were supposed to show up at 9:30am, but the bus driver got lost.

That's right, the bus driver got lost. Seriously, He would have found us faster if Ray Charles had drawn him a map.

Anyway, after we toned down from Defcon 2 (we thought they were dropped off, and something happened to them between the exterior of our building and our office) they finally made it. Thank God.

So I showed them what I do everyday. Two out of the three apparently were there acting as Hellen Keller. They never spoke. The third talked more than a liberal spin team in full retreat covering for John Kerry.

God Bless her.

So, they hung out with me, and with one of my co-workers, and with my sister. (Codename: "Sissykins"). We sent said "Sissykins" to Wendy's to get lunch for everyone while I showed them everything that I did. The end result? They took a vote for "Who has the coolest job". Guess who won that!?

I won.

They all thought that I had the coolest job out of everyone.

Tonight, I go to bed as "The Champ". Remember, Sissykins! Second place is the FIRST LOSER!

posted by Jeremiah @ 22:22