Surviving My Life

Learnin' The Ropes

It's Tuesday. Well...er...actually, early Wednesday morning. The job is working out well. I found out that I get a whole ton of overtime next week - and, time and a half is a great thing.

On the car side, it's been snowing so often that my car is once again covered in salt. This covers up the mauling on the front end by that aweful lady at Wendy's. *&%^&#^^!*.

That still irks me. She better hope I never find her. I'll call her in to the po-po so fast she won't know what hit her.

I can't seem to get ahold of Cactus girl to tell her it's not going to work out. I believe that to be a good thing. Seeing that we work seperate hours, it's nice to know my excuse is "Sorry. No time."

That's the last time I trust someone's opinion on a person.

"She's a wonderful girl in Christ." = "She's so old and not married because she's got a massive personality problem - plus she's about as a attractive as John Kerry after being mauled by a Sabretooth.

Come on. Honestly - I'm sorry, and I know this sounds mean - but guess what? If you're not attracted to someone physically you have no buisness dating them. I mean - come on. The whole "see through to their heart".

Whatever.

My other favorite thing. She told me that the first thing people notice about her is "her eyes".

Yeah right. I saw the picture.

Your eyes aren't the first thing they notice. Maybe the 7th thing. After the facial hair and the uni-brow.

*sigh*

Well, as of right now, I'm the sole last member of the "B.T.R" - or - "Bachelors 'Till the Rapture". Everyone else is hitched, or dating someone.

Dear Lord - PLEASE - send me someone mildly attractive that I can carry on a conversation with!

I have to go. I'm watching the parents house, and it's time to go find my sister's cat and give her lots of hugs.

TWINKIE LOVES ME!

posted by Jeremiah @ 02:35