My Cat. Now In Technicolor.
Well, since the grape juice incident, Cloey has had three baths. Now she's turned from that illustrious shade of purple, to the Barbie-riffic pink.My cat is pink.
What the heck?
I called the vet, and the vet gave me some shampoo to use on her. Hopefully that will turn my cat back to her normal, getting-into-stuff-that-isn't-hers-but-is-at-least-the-right-color cat.
Although having a pink cat is plenty interesting, it's also weird. Plus she still smells like grapes.
When she sleeps on my chest at night, I have weird dreams about cravings for fruit snacks - including fruit rollups and these little grape snacks that you can get at Wal*Mart. Ooh. Fruit snacks.
Speaking of which, who invented fruit snacks? Technically they're not candy, so what are they? They're not chips or Doritoes, or pretzles, so I wouln't reguard them as "junk food", however they're not exactly uuber healthy for you, either.
So what is it?
In any case, tomorrow I go get that shampoo. Cloey is getting another bath.
Jeepers. By the end of this ordeal, I'll have more holes in me than a shooting range mannequin due to Cloey not liking the "bath".
Yet another ordeal to go through in my attempt to Survive My Life.
posted by Jeremiah @ 04:12
3 Comments:
Awww poor kitty....what is her normal color? Was she white? You should take pictures and post them. That would be too funny. I used to have a white cat and we would contemplate dyeing her different colors with kool-aid. It works...I never tried it but I know someone who did it to themselves.
Well, Cloey is grey with a white tummy. I would love to post pictures, but I can't.
No camera. :(
I would kill for a pink cat....fruit snacks aren't fruit, they are sugar in a glorified geletin shape....
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